A woman recently called the police to report a "dookie" in her Los Angeles home. In case you are wondering what a dookie is, it's a piece of shit. Human shit. And I find it marvelous that someone hated this lady so badly that they dropped a dookie in her home and then left. But really, what does she expect the LAPD to do with the damn thing?!
Here are a few of the best lines from the police audio that was captured by WeHo Daily. Click to hear the entire audio.
COP 2 - "Are you KIDDING?! She found a DOOKIE? A human dookie?!"
COP 3 - "If there is a dookie there, then take a picture of it and that's it."
And just for fun, here is a kitty with Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo from South Park.
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