Top 10 Signs That You Are a Shitty / Crummy Faggot

Sophia Lamar is one of my favorite ladies of all time. I was first introduced to her amazingness via Johnny McGovern's podcast, Gay Pimpin' with Johnny Mcgovern. They even had a segment for a while called, "What Sophia Lamar Hates." Sophia is a tranny / fashionista / nightlife and NYC icon.

One thing that she, and I as well, really hates are shitty and or crummy faggots. Below you can find the descriptions she listed on the Gay Pimpin podcast. Go take a look and see how many categories you fall into - I'll bet you are a real crummy/shitty faggot.

Lastly, always be aware that Sophia is picking at you!

Sophia Lamar's Top 10 Signs That You Are a Shitty Faggot:

10) You suck dick for meth or coke

9) Your bedazzled t-shirt is 10 times too small for you

8) You have gel in your hair

7) You have a tribal tattoo

6) You wear eye makeup

5) You haircut is asymmetric

4) Your nipples and your eyebrows are pierced

3) You still think that mohawks are cool

2) You're dating a “blatino”

and

1) YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SHIRT RIGHT NOW!

Sophia Lamar's Top 10 Reasons You Might Be a Crummy Faggot:

10) You're wearing flip flops

9) You ask for a drink ticket

8) You have highlights

7) You have a Christina Aguilera ringtone

6) You are so tan that you are orange

5) You are an escort

4) You think that the Gotti boys are fashion icons

3) You haven't slept in 4 days

2) You wax your asshole

and

1) YOU WEAR A T-SHIRT WITH A TIE!