Recently, my BFF Shane Ashton received a Facebook friend request from some random gay from up in the middle of Nowheresville, Wisconsin. Like literally, this guy lives in the middle of nowhere. Probably a town of 300 people and likely, no other gay people.
Thankfully, Shane had me look at his Facebook page because he posts the most unintentionally hilarious status updates.
Every one of his status updates details how boring of a life he lives. I..... can't get enough. It's just so pathetic and sad. I just wanna scream at him and shake him, "WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BORING LIFE?! GET THE FEK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!!!!!"
Please enjoy a few of the best-worst status updates below and thank God that you don't like a life this boring!
- GOING TO BE A LONG BORING WEEKEND HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS THEM SELFS!!!
- well thinking have a cook out and watch movies alone again like last weekend....lmao fun fun\n FML
- OF COURSE ITS GOING TOBE BEAUTIFUL OUT WHEN YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO!!!
- OMG...Sitting in my house on a saturday rearranging plants, all alone. how lame am I....!!!
- ANOTHER BORING NIGHT AT HOME!! DRINK ONE FOR ME ALL!!!
- LMAO THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL HOMELAND SECURITY: WHEN YOU SIT AT SOMEONES HOUSE AND DO THE SAME THING EVERY WEEKEND! BORING........
- BOOOORRRRRING
- im so bored with this life whens the next one start! lol
- MY LIFE BE LIKE BOOOOORRRRRING!!!!!
LOL ok, this guy seriously could post more exciting posts, even if they are lies, but it seems as though he wants people to feel sorry for him. Eesh! Sorry about it.
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