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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Rock Bottom Wednesday


You have got to be effing kidding me. I regrettably clicked on this link on Facebook and shortly there after vomited all over my new Mac. See the group's "description" below:

"Top Tuesday is a great event that takes place every Tuesday afternoon! It is a time for fellow Gay Tops to hang out, shoot the shit, have some drinks, and just enjoy a fun filled day in the middle of a stressful week!"

They really should have added a "bro" at the end of that to cap it off.

This is the gayest, lamest, and much to their dismay, bottomyest thing I have ever seen. All of the members of this group must be huge nelly bottoms in denial.

Go find yourself a fist to sit on, you bunch of aggots.



PUH-LEASE!

What's next? Rock Bottom Wednesday? Slit-Your-Wrist Sunday? Consensually Rape Me Mondays? Blauurrrggurrph! To make matters even worse, this group originates from my hometown of Appleton, WI.

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