"The iPhone Application That Help Gay Boys Find Men."

OMG, check out this AMAZING parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone." "Fellabone" is about cruising for gay sex on the iPhone app, Grindr. BRILLIANT!

"You'll get some dick when you sign up for Grindr."

GD IT, I need an iPhone!!!

Album Version or Stop Remix? That is The Question

PeterCShields Peter Shields

I'd say one of the most harrowing dilemmas in my life at all times is whether I want to hear the Album Version or the Stop Remix

Thanks Peter, you're an amazing Britney fan and I love you.

Premier - Britney Spears "Hold It Against Me"

I LOVE IT!!!!

Check out Brit's first single off of her new album here or visit Britney.com. The track hits iTunes tonight, so let's do our girl good and make it number 1!

Don't Hold It Against Me... Britney's New Demo Single Leaks - OMFG

"Baby One More Time"

"Oops I Did It Again"

"Slave 4 U"

"Me Against The Music"

"Gimme More"

"Womanizer"

and now

"Hold It Against Me"

joins the ranks of first singles off of a Britney Spears album

It is NOT Britney Spears on this track, as it is just the demo, but based on this listen alone the song is going to be a SMASH.

"Hold It Against Me" is to be release Tuesday, January 11th and I cannot freaking wait. The single artwork above is FANTASTIC as well. Here's to a new era of my life!

Enjoy!

via Britney's twipic

OMFG! New BRITNEY Next Week!

Breathe Heavy is reporting that Britney's new single, "Hold It Against Me," will hit radio sometime next week, either January 3rd or January 7th.

HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT.

A new era of my life is about to begin.

GIMME MORE by Kevin Aviance

Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind

Britney Spears' tour last tour, The Circus Starring Britney Spears, was a huge success this past year.

Most notably, at least for me, where the Break The Ice Interlude and Sweet Dreams Segway; both of which you can find below. You're welcome.

These clips are sure to blow your mind and your load.

Break The Ice Interlude

Sweet Dreams Segway

Britney Spears Engaged

Multiple sources are reporting that Britney Spears and agent-boyfriend Jason Trawick got engaged over their recent Hawaiian getaway.

Oh boy, I hope he treats he better than the last two douche bags she married. Gotta watch out for my girl, B!

Britney Spears RADIANCE Commercial

This commercial is beautiful, but overall a piece of crap. At least, compared to her first two fragrance commercials, CURIOUS and FANTASY.

Britney's Crazy Tongue

I've actually noticed this long ago and it's great someone put all the clips of her wild tongue into one video haha

Britney Spears For Candies - HOT!

The Circus Starring Britney Spears

If you are awesome like me and saw The Circus Starring Britney Spears 3 times, then you're awesome.

Some awesome person edited fan footage from the tour into a DVD. Below is the DVD "menu" which allows you to click on each song from the tour and enjoy the performance from multiple angles! It's pretty amazing as this is not going to get an actual DVD release, unfortunately.

ROTATE

My favorite song of all time is Slave 4 U, by Britney Spears, obviously. However, pulling in a close second is a record by my bff Shane A titled 'Rotate.' I can relate to these lyrics now more than ever, so if you have an asshole in your life, I'm sure you can relate as well. Read the lyrics and prepare to let loose a steamy bowel movement.

ROTATE
Rotate

Now that it's done and over
This weight is off my shoulders
Pressing til i couldn't breathe
It brought me to my knees

Took the life from my eyes
And I faked every smile
Til I was out of view
That's when my tears came through

And so here I am
Starting over again
Now my slate is blank
And I have you to thank

Wonder if I'll recover
Damaged by this disaster
Handling the side effects
Rebuilding from your mess
But now there's hope for change
Cause you don't block the way
So if you're in my face
Pick myself up and rotate

I've asked a hundred times
And it flips my mind
How you just lie
Like no consequence applies

But why should I expect
This time to be different
Turned all the facts around
Juggled them like a clown

But that's how you play
Your self-centered game
So are you satisfied
Has it been worth the price

Chorus

All your words
They never meant a thing
Just lie after lie trying to hide your secret life

Chorus

And I want you to know, that this is about you

More BS In 2010

One of Britney Spears' two official websites (why she has two, I don't know) cleared up the rumors and announced that she is in the process of officially recording her seventh studio album to be realeased later this year!

The exact release date is TBD, but my gues is that it will drop sometime in the forth quarter; October, November, or December. Britney, and all huge acts, relsease their albums around that time to take advantage of the holidays.

Can't wait Brit Brit!

Image via Candies

K-Fat Tries To Shed Some Kilos

Fat Bastard is on the new season of some show called Celebrity Fat Club - or Fit Club or something. I don't know, I've never seen it. I'm sure it's on VH1 or Bravo or CMT, so make sure to not set your DVRs.

I wouldn't have had a problem with him if he didn't turn Britney fat and lazy. At least she got her shit together. This one look like a fuking humpback whale.

image via PinkIsTheNewBlog

More New BS to Come!

(I wanted the headline to read, "Oops She Did It Again," but ultimately decided against it)

Congrats to Britney Spears for re-signing with Candies for their 2010 Kohl's campaign! Britney represented Candies in 2009 and it went so well, that they want her back for more.

To the right, is a new promo pic of BS. However... to the left is an old pic of BS from 2001. I'm all for new Britney pics, but couldn't they come up with something a little more original? These pics look like they're from the same shoot.

Let's hope Candies delivers in 2010!

Open Post To Britney Spears

Hi Britney,

As you are probably well aware, I am a huge fan of yours. Huge. I just wanted to personally thank you for not having ever released a Christmas album. Too many pop stars release crappy Christmas albums that fail to do anything except tank on the charts. I loved your Christmas song, My Only Wish (This Year), but I am glad it all ended there.

Can't wait for your next album and no Christmas music ever.

Forever yours,

Matthew Robert