J/O On Rails

This Craigslist M4M ad really caught my attention because I:

1) Love to j/o and luckily, I fall into this guy's wide age range of 25-70 (Thank God!)

2) Really enjoy model trains, but what I love even MORE would be stomping around on them like a monster after I get off on them

3) And I LOVE imitation crab meat and would really help myself to a shit load

See you soon, handsome.

I don't wanna see that!

"Oozing With Charm"

Looking at apartments in Beverly Hills, I came across this beaut that was described as "oozing with charm." Oh, this apartment is oozing with something alright, but definitely not charm.

Craigslist Ad of a Lifetime

How charming is this?! Sign me up for this potential husband material! ;)

submissive fag***t for dom daddy looking to own a boy - 26 (valley)

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Date: 2010-11-29, 11:36AM PST

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newbie small d*cked white sub boy for dom daddy to turn me out as his fu*ktoy. ideally ltr and into humiliation, w/s, spankings, oral and anal training, orgasm control forced fem etc.

Anorexic Model Needed in Chicago - Totally Appropriate

Some creepo named Emy is looking for extra skinny / anorexic type female models -- who are still pretty! He will be making a custom dress for you as well, so thats like a big old bonus on top of booking the gig and slowly killing yourself.

Thanks to my friend Shane in Milwaukee for sending this in (why were you looking at modeling gigs in Chicago anyway?).

Seeking to Lease Bedroom - NO iPhones! STARCRAFT 2 Experience a Plus

YESSSSSSS!

OMG how great is this Craigslist ad? It's very similar to an ad I would post, except I might add something like, oh I don't know, "Seeking normal and finically stable roommate who can pay bills on time and be respectful. Also, no crazies."

via Geekologie

This Is The Opposite Of Me - Craigslist Ad

Here is a really messed up Craigslist ad that I cannot even fathom. No wonder he is alone!

asexual looking for friends/intimacy - m4m - 30 (milw)

Asexual means I don't really have sex, however, I am attracted to other guys. I am not very sexual, but I am incredibly intimate at times. I am just looking for some other gay people to hang out with, maybe cuddle and fall asleep with (no sex) and be intimate with but nothing much further than that. I'm fine with just leaving it at friends, too. I've found that most gay guys want sex and that about wraps it up for them. It's not easy for an asexual to find gay people who can stand not having sex but still be intimate. I've spent a lot of time alone though because I've had to turn down a lot of people over time. Some of them have been absolutely beautiful, but I cannot give them that sexual satisfaction. I don't know if it will ever change for me or not, but I don't see it ever changing.

I am just sick of being alone though, and I'd like to go out and do things with people without feeling pressured into doing something I can't even bring myself to do anymore. If you are of like mind please contact me.