Friday

Scares.The.Hell.Out.Of.Me.

These two little buggers scared the hell out of me every time I saw them during the two weeks I spent working on a project at Hollywood & Highland. Thanks to my girl Paige for snapping this picture which is sure to give me nightmares for forever.

Not What I Want To See When I Look At My Phone

My exact reaction upon seeing this on Facebook was, "lol wtf?"

Crazy Asshole Attacks My Friend Online. You Get to Laugh About It

A good friend of mine was recently on a gentlemen's chat site and recieved a message from someone I will call "Crazy Asshole."

After a few message, Crazy Asshole asked to meet up with my friend, to which my friend politely declined.

Below is the response from Crazy Asshole. Enjoy and God bless!!!

Crazy Asshole:

I'm really ashamed of you. You should know the struggles of a gay person especially one who's trying to stay on a good path like me not engaging in perversion, hook ups, smoking, and the drinking business (like you) and looking for someone similar. You can imagine why I've never had a boyfriend looking for those types of qualities as few have them. Anyway, for playing games and being erratic when I'm on a serious search to find the right person out there, I want you think about all the close people to you whom have died in your family. I want you think about looking down at their corpses in their coffins. You will never see those dead bastards again. No such thing as god or anything. You had a reason to feel depressed at their funerals. You want to see them again, go to the graveyard their buried at and dig up their stank-ass, rotten, dissolved, bug-infested corpse you effeminate fucker. One of your grandparents has to be dead. That's probably how your mommy will die too. Bye! :)

Anonymous Friend's Response:

I don't think anyone trying to stay on "a good path" would send a stranger a message like the one you previously sent me. You're clearly severely unstable and have quite a history. Good luck with everything.

Chill

via stephen darling's facebook

AWESOME! Cruise Ship in Rough Seas Sends Fatties Flying

Check out this amazing footage caught by a security camera aboard a cruise ship in some rough seas.

People and furniture literally go flying back and forth as the ship rocks. This is extremely cool to watch, but I would have loved to be there and experience this first hand as I've been dreaming about a situation where I can practice my survival skillz.

Report: 10 Million Killed Annually By Stepping Out Of Comfort Zone

WASHINGTON—A new report published this week by the Department of Health and Human Services revealed that more than 10 million Americans are violently killed each year while attempting to break away from their regular everyday routines and try something new. "We found that getting out of your comfort zone and facing your fears resulted in premature death nearly 78 percent of the time," HHS researcher Madeline Hersh said. "People always ask themselves, 'What's the worst that can happen?' Well, according to our research, anything from being bitten by a poisonous snake to dying in a hot-air balloon crash can happen." The report found that the safest individuals were those who surrendered to the soul-crushing monotony of habit and then convinced themselves that they had things pretty good.

via The Onion

Gummy Bears!

(link removed. visit the YouTube link below - YOU MUST!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0w5oGVwJ_Q

How To Get In Shape: Brought to You by This Woman's Verjeen.

Former soap star Brenda Dickson dishes out some advice on diet, exercise and on her huge verjeen.

Words.To.Live.By.

"God, I could use some trouser gravy right now."

How To Have a Successful Gay Marriage (lol)

THE FUNNIEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!

The following is a FACKING DELETED SCENE (shouldn't have been deleted! fack.) from 'Another Gay Movie,' which is a parody that basically spoofs all teen and gay movies. It's like 'American Pie,' but with guys who are trying to get 'F'ed in the 'B' for the first time (trust me, it doesn't take much trying).

This scene following Mink Stole busting in one of the main characters in the bathroom and going on a insane rant on how messed up "Buttercup's" life has been -- a.k.a. her own life. It features everything that I find funny; outbursts of anger, alcoholism, and outbursts of anger. Loves et!

I originally recorded this video for my BFF Shane A when I lived in Florida about 3 years ago, so there is a little bit for him at the end there, and boy do I look fugly. Eesh.

"I'M TRYING TO TAKE A FUCKING DUMP!"

Teddy Graham People

"Teddy Graham People -- When a guy has stumpy arms and the belly."

-Stefon, SNL

PhatGayKiD is a "Beautiful" Singer

Check out this queer.

He starts a cover of Xtina's "Beautiful" at the 3:35 mark and you have GOT TO SEE ET! His Youtube account is actually "PhatGayKiD," so props that he actually owns it.

He must be around 17, but he acts like a middle aged, middle class, stay-at-home mom who also volunteers as a Kindergarden teacher's aid while her abusive husband is off at work doodling his secretary. Enjoy!