Wisconsin Wedding

This is a Facebook picture posted by a girl I went to high school with (go Terrors!) on her wedding day -- at McDonalds -- in her wedding dress -- getting a jumbo coke.

Fat vs Healthy

Nutrition guru turned sack wrangler, showgirl Justin J. McCoy out of Las vegas, snapped this great picture of his groceries verses the person's in line behind him at the grocery store.

I'll take the pastries, plz!

The Real Anna Nicole Show

This is a GREAT 'Mad TV' spoof of 'The Anna Nicole Show' and a must see!

"I love you like all the fishes in the sea, and all the sugar in my doughnuts, and all the pills in my me. My me me my mo moo." - Anna Nicole Smith

"She's a retarded whore. She's a baby in the body of a retarded whore. She's retarded. Dumb whore. Fat, fat pig. Retarded pig whore." - Howard K. Stern LOL

OH Anna! Such a tragic forecast for future events. RIP darling.

AbSOLUTELY NOT

Actually, let me rephrase that. ABSOLUTELY YES! Everything about this picture is marvelous!

The fat cone tits, the look on his face, and deeply burnt color of his skin, THE FUCKING CIGGY IN HIS MOUTH, oh, and the fact that he's fat = pure bliss (for me at least).

Take A Wild Guess...

Which one of my roommates came home from the bar (at 1:30 a.m., mind you) SHIT-BOTTOMED WASTED and burt FOUR CORN DOGS?

Me as a Cat

If I was a cat, I would look just like Griffy's cat. Fat.

NOOO! I DO NOT WANNA SEE HIM ON CAM NOW!

... or EVER for that matter. And is his name really "ExperienceLove?" Bleckkkk I don't wanna see that!

What The Fat?!

I recently attended a taping of a very popular daytime talk show that films here in L.A. with my bff Aaron. While we waiting almost 4 hours to be seated, we realized that we were the only young men in attendance and the only people who were not morbidly obese.

I took the liberty of showcasing all of the morbid obese housewives here for your information. Interesting demographic!

"Mommy, please do not eat to much."

Children really are brutally honest!

"Mommy, please do not eat to much. You must eat frutes and vechtubles. Love Amanda. and you will butifle (?) and you will be skinny all times.

love 03 (head detached from a body)"

via passive agressive notes

Fat.

What an awful product name, packaging... just awful everything.

Thanks to Ty Ty in Milwaukee for the fat-tastic pic.

"Okay, when the f*** did pants become a one-piece?"

via People of Walmart ;(

Very Fat Guy Spotted on Melrose, Shirtless.

Morbidly Obese Snow White

via buzzfeed

Fat Bottom Special

Thanks to my bff Shane A for telling me about his cousin's band, located in northern Wisconsin. Obviously, the band is compromised of a couple of straight dudes who probably like fat, cellar dwelling chicks with huge asses.

However, the band's name, Fat Bottom Special, means a whole phuking different thing in Gay.

Basically it means a guy who is obese who likes to get phuked in his butt for a discounted price. Brilliant.

Photoshop Mega-Fail

This guy that I used to be friends with back in the day recently changed his Facebook profile picture and I IMMEDIATELY noticed something very strange...... can you see it?

Well let me give you a clue: fat.

It looks like he may have gained a few LBs, which is no big deal. It happens to the worst of us. But what IS a big deal is that he apparently hired a kindergartner to photoshop his stomach using solely the blur tool.

Good going.

Fat Lesbo Camp-out at Starbucks

As I was leaving the gym the other day, I noticed a group of fat lesbos camped out in-front of Starbucks.

Look at this shet! They brought their old folding table, chairs AND umbrella! Clearly they must not be from around here and thought people watching on Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood was a hot way to spend their Sunday afternoon -- I'd rather be at The Abbey drinking Appletinis, thank you very much.

I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!

Drunk, Fat and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life

Here is a picture of resident WeHo philanthropist and Lap Band spokeswoman, Brandon Rolph, having a great time on the sidewalk after a long afternoon of drinking and eating Bugles.

I'll leave him there to rest. He looks so peaceful when he sleeps!

Happy B'day, Brandon!

Just remember, you're only as old as people think you are.

I H8 you.

Thank God I'm Skinny

via Stace Ballz and FailBlog

"The bigger you are, the sexier you are."

World's Fattest Woman

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