Guy Destroys Entire British T-Mobile Store, Then Hoses With Fire Extinguisher :D

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Good Advice

Correct.

The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't always hit the nail on the head, but they sure nailed this one. According to those bastards, God apparently loves H8 and H8ing just about everyone. GOOD TIMES!

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Welcome to Milwaukee

I used to live in the building featured below, the ghetto fabulous Tewles Seed Tower building in Milwaukee's Fifth Ward.  The camera allowed us to view on our televisions who was buzzing in to our apartment -- it also made for very cheap entertainment on cold, lonely, drunken nights.

Enjoy this clip someone captured of an absolutely BLATTO asshole trying to break down the door with his Doc Martens.

A Ladies Guide to Gentlemen Chats

A few days ago, I posted an ANGRY, ANGRY e-mail one of my friends received on a gentlemen chat. Today, bestie Brandon Rolph and I bring you a dramatic reading of that e-mail along with a very special surprise appearance from Miley Cyrus!

Passive Aggressive Note Time!

I had the unfortunate experience of visiting the West Hollywood Post Office this afternoon, to which I would have rather shoved a stick up my pee hole. The line was long and there was only one register open. The below sign was on the counter and I nearly DIED when I read what someone had written in pen on the sign:

"SO WOULD OPENING ANOTHER REGISTER!!"

LOLOLLLLL!

A Little More of My Favorite Thing... Outbursts of Anger!

Here are two great blooper reels from infomercials-type programs, each featuring men experiencing extreme outbursts of anger. GOOD TIMES!

I Am Grouchy Due to Lack of Recent Physical Intimacy

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Completely Aggressive Reply to Spam from Shane A

Shane A's completely aggressive approach to ward off spammers (and to life in general) seems to have worked! Well, worked this time at least.

"NO I DON'T YA SON OF A BETCH!"

My #1 lamb, Shane A, got a spam text message and sent back a real anger-fueled response, which I posted here for your enjoyment.

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FREAKIN AWESOME! People Christmas Caroling at 3am

...and guess what? People get real pissed off and I LOVE ET!

Crazy Facebook Message 'O The Day

Some bat-shit crazy kid from the middle of Minnesota recently started sending me MULTIPLE Facebook e-mails, comments, wall posts and instant messages every day. I would occasionally "like" something he put on my wall or write "thanks," etc. But I am sorry. I do not have time to sit down during the middle of the day and have a conversation with a complete stranger, especially a crazy one.

After he got pissed of me not giving him enough attention, THIS is the e-mail he sent me. LOL. HO-LY SHIT!

"sorry I tried to get to know you, and that your life is too shallow and meaningless for you to care about anyone other than yourself and the self-righteous morons youre friends with. Hopefully you'll find true happiness someday. Until then I'll keep living the sweet life of a young millionaire who was just trying to be polite. You enjoy your little fantasy world and if you ever feel like being real let me know. PS you were in the NOH8 photo shoot so try to give gays a reputation that is LIKED unlike what you are doing now.. Thanks"

Yeah, because you know me at all, asshole. Hahaha good luck in your delusional world, kiddo! By the way, after I received this e-mail and showed it to my roommate who is from Minnesota, and I was informed that this kid is obsessed and stalkerish with him and many of his friends back home. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING!

Crazy Asshole Attacks My Friend Online. You Get to Laugh About It

A good friend of mine was recently on a gentlemen's chat site and recieved a message from someone I will call "Crazy Asshole."

After a few message, Crazy Asshole asked to meet up with my friend, to which my friend politely declined.

Below is the response from Crazy Asshole. Enjoy and God bless!!!

Crazy Asshole:

I'm really ashamed of you. You should know the struggles of a gay person especially one who's trying to stay on a good path like me not engaging in perversion, hook ups, smoking, and the drinking business (like you) and looking for someone similar. You can imagine why I've never had a boyfriend looking for those types of qualities as few have them. Anyway, for playing games and being erratic when I'm on a serious search to find the right person out there, I want you think about all the close people to you whom have died in your family. I want you think about looking down at their corpses in their coffins. You will never see those dead bastards again. No such thing as god or anything. You had a reason to feel depressed at their funerals. You want to see them again, go to the graveyard their buried at and dig up their stank-ass, rotten, dissolved, bug-infested corpse you effeminate fucker. One of your grandparents has to be dead. That's probably how your mommy will die too. Bye! :)

Anonymous Friend's Response:

I don't think anyone trying to stay on "a good path" would send a stranger a message like the one you previously sent me. You're clearly severely unstable and have quite a history. Good luck with everything.

Passive Aggressive Note Time!

Thanks to Shane A in Milwaukee for sending this in!

It Gets Worse

IT GETS WORSE
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RIP Idiot

This is what you get for being a total idiot. Sorry for it.

Some man (with insane anger issues, apparently) in an electric wheelchair missed an elevator, so instead of waiting for the next one, he started ramming his electric wheelchair into the GLASS elevator doors.

What happens next? He breaks through the door and plummets to his death. Sorry, but what did he expect, the elevator to come right back?

SHITTY!

"100% human feces."

This has got to be one of the best passive aggressive notes of all time!

"Dear whoever mowed this lawn,

FU*K YOU VERY MUCH. If you're actually responsible for this property, clean up the fu*king hobo shit laying around. The entrance to the cellar smells like 100% human feces. THANKS FOR THAT, ASSHOLES."

DON'T SLAM THE DOOR!

Thanks to my good friend in Milwaukee for the pic! Which he actually wrote and then posted in his own building bahahah.

"EAT SHIT YOU STUPID BITCH!"

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