Kiki Makeup Tutorial

Good Thinking

RT @SleeperCynic: I forgot to bring my makeup to work yesterday, so I just told everyone my mom died. People were so sweet.

Put On A Lot Of Makeup

It has to last you all day, you know. You want to get a husband, don't you?

Check out this best of compilation of clips from Donna Mills' condescending "How-To" masterpiece "The Eyes Have It." You want to look pretty, don't you?

A Makeup Drawer Full of Hemorrhoid Cream

Anonymous Friend:

"Growing up as a little boy in Wisconsin, I never thought I would someday have a makeup drawer full of hemorrhoid cream."

Me:

"You certainty must have never thought you would have a makeup drawer PERIOD!"

The "no make-up" makeup

The fuck is that supposed to mean?

Lil Kim Makeup Tutorial

Everyone (including myself) wants a nice, natural look, much like fashionista Lil Kim. Enjoy this spot-on makeup tutorial to transform your ugly self into the beauty that is Lil Kim.

WELL HELLO! Fashion, Makeup and Dieting Tips From Brenda Dickson

Words.To.Live.By!

Truth.

via Billy Francesca

Holy Shet! Girl Transforms Into Jared Leto. Looks Real Hot.

'Toddlers & Tiaras' -- Teaching Life's Lesions

Courtesy of Shane A comes this still from an episode of TLC's compelling series, 'Toddlers & Tiaras.' In this very heartwarming episode, a mother places a pillow that reads, "Today was a Complete Waste of Makeup" on her child's bed.

What an amazing mother and also, what a moto for life!

Makeup

The following is the best quote of all time from Mariah Carey's Makeup Artist during a UK version of Making The Video for 'Get Your Number.'

"Everyone sees Mariah and they say, "Wow she's so beautiful, why would she need a makeup artist?" Well let me tell you something: there is nothing more offensive in this world than a human being without makeup on."

I couldn't agree more!