Kelly's Inactive Acne Solution Commercial

OMG KELLY! KELLY'S BACK, BETCH!

STOP

The following is a sign at the entrance to a Las Vegas gym:

Thanks to Justin McCoy for the pic and for his beautiful body

Just What The World Doesn't Need

Kardashian Silly Bandz? Oh mi God, the world is ending. Ok, I would take one of these if one was offered to me (but to what does that really NOT apply?), but I would NEVER buy one. Na-ah, no way.

Kardashian Silly Condamz are a better idea and a product that I would honestly purchase.

via khloe kardashian

"DEEP THROAT MADE EASY!"

Thanks to Mark Plowman and Manhunt.net for enlightening me to this product I cannot live without!

Facebook Ad Fail

"People.com

Love MARIAH CAREY? Now imagine if you looked like him!"

Kackel Dackel

Some German toy company is selling a toy dog that takes shits. Yeah, I said, "takes shits." You feed the dog with playdough and then it shits it out, and that's fun for German kids.

"Happiness Is a Good Hose Job"

Thanks Justin in Vegas for the hose job.

The Perfume for the Disinterested

... and it smells great!

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Scary Doll Will Come to Life and Kill You if You Push The Button

DREAM PHONE -- Destroying Young Girl's Self-Esteem Even More -- "It's For You!"

Now THAT'S a Cake!

Thanks to Liz Fagen for the pic!

Whore Magazine of The Twin Cities

The Greatest Ad EVER For a Nightclub

Britney Spears RADIANCE Commercial

This commercial is beautiful, but overall a piece of crap. At least, compared to her first two fragrance commercials, CURIOUS and FANTASY.

Looks Like I Won't Be Single Much Longer

I don't wanna see that!

Clean Your Balls

Caution: One Never Knows When a Homosexual is About

True that.

Expensive Deadtime Stories From Freddy

Check out this 1980-something ad for a Freddy hotline where you could have called in (for $2 the first minute and $.45 a minute thereafter) to hear pre-recorded Freddy noises.

I'm going to call this number right now and it better still be in service.

Racist Toothpaste of Yesteryear

Good times!

via 9gag

Story of My Life - Part Duce

via Reuters