Girl Down

We had a nippley winter in southern California this past season. So cold in fact, that my alcoholic roommate passed out Indian style, with his pussy facing the heater after eating a pizza. Burrr

My Refrigerator

My Kind of Diet

I was at an after-party last night and the girls whose house it was had this dry erase board in their kitchen, outlining their Vegas Diet 2012 plan. This is one diet that I can get down with.

Well

Ummm CREEPY!!!!!!! Someone forwarded me a link to a blog where some sicko posts picture he took while slaking guys on SMB. Oh, and he got me too. He was so close to me, I'm surprised I didn't notice it and freak out. I guess I'm not as prepared for the zombie apocalypse as I thought.

via this psycho's blog 

THE BITCH IS BACK.

Hello to all five of you reading this,

I have decided to return to my beloved bleg Social Intercourse. I'm truly sorry that I have not updated this beauty in about a year, but you know what? I was too fucking busy.

It is honestly fun to write, and although I am still busy as shit, I figured what the hay. It also might have had something to do with the fact that this blog has received 10,000 hits over the past year, without ANY updates whatsoever.

So here we are. Welcome back to Social Intercourse... Everybody's Doing It.

xxoo
Mhat

Doing Sharon Needles - RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4 Winner

Happy Halloween.



All hail The Queen!

Oops

I was streetwalking down memory lane and found this gem.

A Ladies Guide to Gentlemen Chats

A few days ago, I posted an ANGRY, ANGRY e-mail one of my friends received on a gentlemen chat. Today, bestie Brandon Rolph and I bring you a dramatic reading of that e-mail along with a very special surprise appearance from Miley Cyrus!

Shit.

UPDATE!

Here is the video (well, audio) of the doctor re-setting and re-breaking my toe, putting it back in place!

So I broke my pinky toe due to a vicious stubbing incident with my couch recently and... MOTHER FU&*!

She looks so lonely off to the side, all by herself. Like a fat whore being shunned by society. Or an awkward homosexual middle school student named Matthew all by himself in the corner, contemplating a brutal suicide.... (begins crying and mumbling) Oosh, oh gosh, I don't know where all this is coming from... (excuses himself from the computer to go lock himself in the bedroom for 6 hours in the middle of the day).

I sent an e-mail to my landlord saying that I would not be able to show any more apartments for them on account of the fact that I couldn't walk and this is the response I got back. Thanks asshole! Merry Christmas to you too, dick.

"I am so sorry about your toe, there is nothing you can do. Mine still hurts some time from a half a year ago.

Merry Christmas"

Yeah, I feel a lot better now.

"What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?"

Less than 24 hours until the premier of SCREAM 4!

Those are some nice bananas.

Is This a Good Size For My Implants?

TEAM RAJA

I feel the need to publicly announce (as if anyone cares) that I am TEAM RAJA all the way to win season 3 of "RuPaul's Drag Race." With only a few episodes left, can my girl take the crown?

Well I sure fuxking hope so! This has been the best season of "Drag Race" yet and I am LIVING for it and for Raja Gemini.

STAB-A-THON!

This weekend I hosted a "Stab-A-Thon" with few of my fellow "Scream" obsessed gal pals. In celebration of next month's release of "Scream 4," we watched the first 3 films and popped jiffy pop popcorn. Good times!

I couldn't help but LOL when I noticed some graffiti in the bathroom scene from the original 1996 "Scream." Clearly next to Neve Campbell, next to the mirror it says, "DANA'S FAST." LOL! I don't see a problem with then. Get it girl.

Fun Fact

As a young boy, I would refer to my privates as "Peter Venkman," aka Bill Murray's character from Ghostbusters.

Deep Thoughts by Matthew

I've had many accidents in my car, but none involving another automobile. #allstate

Scares.The.Hell.Out.Of.Me.

These two little buggers scared the hell out of me every time I saw them during the two weeks I spent working on a project at Hollywood & Highland. Thanks to my girl Paige for snapping this picture which is sure to give me nightmares for forever.

Happy Fat Tuesday, Assholes

Here is my asshole roommate, Danimal el Animal, celebrating Fat Tuesday with his tit hanging out. Real classy.

The Mardi Gras Back-Alley Street Festival took place last night (which I still feel like shit from btw) and I found it hilarious that the festival (which featured a DJ, loud music, gogo boys, illicit drug use and loud noise in general) took place on a residential street with a posted QUIET ZONE sign.

My Favorite Place in The World

The pool at my parents house. Paradise.

Thanks Shane!

S.A.T

A video I tried to watch on YouTube was no longer available, to which they were "sorry about that." A clASSic saying my friends and I abuse way too much. Sorry about that. S.A.T.