Passive Aggressive Note Time!

I had the unfortunate experience of visiting the West Hollywood Post Office this afternoon, to which I would have rather shoved a stick up my pee hole. The line was long and there was only one register open. The below sign was on the counter and I nearly DIED when I read what someone had written in pen on the sign:

"SO WOULD OPENING ANOTHER REGISTER!!"

LOLOLLLLL!

Passive Aggressive Note Time!

Thanks to Shane A in Milwaukee for sending this in!

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You and I both know that any note that begins with "Dear homeless people," is going to be a good one!

Thanks to Josh for posting this sign up at his salon and posting on Facebook for me to steal!

"100% human feces."

This has got to be one of the best passive aggressive notes of all time!

"Dear whoever mowed this lawn,

FU*K YOU VERY MUCH. If you're actually responsible for this property, clean up the fu*king hobo shit laying around. The entrance to the cellar smells like 100% human feces. THANKS FOR THAT, ASSHOLES."

"Mommy, please do not eat to much."

Children really are brutally honest!

"Mommy, please do not eat to much. You must eat frutes and vechtubles. Love Amanda. and you will butifle (?) and you will be skinny all times.

love 03 (head detached from a body)"

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Move Up Next Time :)

"EAT SHIT YOU STUPID BITCH!"

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I Need to Start Leaving Notes Like This

...Because my roommate keeps taking my clothes, like a ball of shit.

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Peace

What I've resorted to in an attempt to thwart my roommate from continually consuming all of which is mine.

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Check out this beaut sent in all the way from MilROCKee.

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Passive-Aggressive Note Time - Part DUCE

My same co-worker who received the angry note about her car alarm (see below), just recieved this TYPED doozy!

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Check out this eloquently written sonnet left on the car of one of my co-workers. NOTHING makes me more happy than a volcanic outburst of anger, specifically such outburst left in a passive-aggressive note. Good times!