A Ladies Guide to Gentlemen Chats

A few days ago, I posted an ANGRY, ANGRY e-mail one of my friends received on a gentlemen chat. Today, bestie Brandon Rolph and I bring you a dramatic reading of that e-mail along with a very special surprise appearance from Miley Cyrus!

Guy Without Pants on Robertson Blvd. Awesome

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Me and My Cat

Everyone knows I love cats and (at this rate and weight in life) am on a sure-fire path to becoming a crazy, cat lady myself. Enjoy this video of future me feeding my cat.

...crazy as hell! Oh my god lol.

Crazy Facebook Message 'O The Day

Some bat-shit crazy kid from the middle of Minnesota recently started sending me MULTIPLE Facebook e-mails, comments, wall posts and instant messages every day. I would occasionally "like" something he put on my wall or write "thanks," etc. But I am sorry. I do not have time to sit down during the middle of the day and have a conversation with a complete stranger, especially a crazy one.

After he got pissed of me not giving him enough attention, THIS is the e-mail he sent me. LOL. HO-LY SHIT!

"sorry I tried to get to know you, and that your life is too shallow and meaningless for you to care about anyone other than yourself and the self-righteous morons youre friends with. Hopefully you'll find true happiness someday. Until then I'll keep living the sweet life of a young millionaire who was just trying to be polite. You enjoy your little fantasy world and if you ever feel like being real let me know. PS you were in the NOH8 photo shoot so try to give gays a reputation that is LIKED unlike what you are doing now.. Thanks"

Yeah, because you know me at all, asshole. Hahaha good luck in your delusional world, kiddo! By the way, after I received this e-mail and showed it to my roommate who is from Minnesota, and I was informed that this kid is obsessed and stalkerish with him and many of his friends back home. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING!

Crazy Asshole Attacks My Friend Online. You Get to Laugh About It

A good friend of mine was recently on a gentlemen's chat site and recieved a message from someone I will call "Crazy Asshole."

After a few message, Crazy Asshole asked to meet up with my friend, to which my friend politely declined.

Below is the response from Crazy Asshole. Enjoy and God bless!!!

Crazy Asshole:

I'm really ashamed of you. You should know the struggles of a gay person especially one who's trying to stay on a good path like me not engaging in perversion, hook ups, smoking, and the drinking business (like you) and looking for someone similar. You can imagine why I've never had a boyfriend looking for those types of qualities as few have them. Anyway, for playing games and being erratic when I'm on a serious search to find the right person out there, I want you think about all the close people to you whom have died in your family. I want you think about looking down at their corpses in their coffins. You will never see those dead bastards again. No such thing as god or anything. You had a reason to feel depressed at their funerals. You want to see them again, go to the graveyard their buried at and dig up their stank-ass, rotten, dissolved, bug-infested corpse you effeminate fucker. One of your grandparents has to be dead. That's probably how your mommy will die too. Bye! :)

Anonymous Friend's Response:

I don't think anyone trying to stay on "a good path" would send a stranger a message like the one you previously sent me. You're clearly severely unstable and have quite a history. Good luck with everything.

"Hey I May Be Dumb But At Least I'm Not Blonde!"

I saw this guy at my girlfriend Kerri's wedding earlier this month in Wisconsin, and was really impressed by his undershirt. This guy is crazy. Literally, bat-shit crazy. He made and is selling this t-shirt picture his ex-girlfriend. Wow. lol