How To: Dance Hip Hop

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Get out your dancing shoes!!!

Dancing For Gender Equality is a Great Idea.

A couple of hot gay porn stars made a video of themselves dancing in their panties in response to "My sister making me hot to rape her," in an effort to fight for gender equality on YouTube. Amen, gaymen.

Caught On Camera - Danimal Drunk

While chatting with my bff and future roommate, Danimal, last night; I asked him to measure his bed to see how it will fit in my room here in El Lay.

He was a little bit drunk as per usual, so he tired walking in a straight line along his bed to uncover how many feet wide it is. Well, betch was so busted she could barley walk straight and damn near toppled over like The Leaning Tower of Dominos Pizza!

You're welcome.

New Ghetto Dance - The "Dick Slang"

Real nice, assholes. Basically to do the "Dick Slang," you move your hips so fast that your dick swings around and is visible through your athletic shorts. Seriously. Why you would be wearing athletic shorts to a club or party or anywhere but the gym, I do not know.