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Need advice? Ask Propecia! A crack hoe.

The Real Anna Nicole Show

This is a GREAT 'Mad TV' spoof of 'The Anna Nicole Show' and a must see!

"I love you like all the fishes in the sea, and all the sugar in my doughnuts, and all the pills in my me. My me me my mo moo." - Anna Nicole Smith

"She's a retarded whore. She's a baby in the body of a retarded whore. She's retarded. Dumb whore. Fat, fat pig. Retarded pig whore." - Howard K. Stern LOL

OH Anna! Such a tragic forecast for future events. RIP darling.

Great New Years Resolution List Found at Gym

Thanks Josh for finding this diamond in the rough!

Great Idea Asshole

Some brilliant asshole had the idea to post pictures of his illicit narcotic habits on Facebook with a toy horse -- great way get yourself locked up in the clink, dummy. Good luck with all that.

-Your friends at Social Intercourse

And p.s. don't do drugs, they only make you look old and haggard. And if you do choose to do them (which you shouldn't), don't be an idiot and post it on Facebook.

Kids Love Drugs

PCP, pot, cocaine, psychedelic heroine... I also had a runny nose. K-Land. Good times!

via everything is terrible

"IT'S LIKE I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE!"

Alison and I each inhale up to 10 cans of computer duster a day, which gets us real facked up and makes it feel like we're walking on sunshine, betch.

Check our her musical intervention here!

BUSTED!

One my my friends recently had me take a picture of him with a pretty well known drag queen at a club. Upon taking the picture and reviewing it, I immediately noticed a suspicious white substance on her nose.

LOL - Humm I wonder what that could be? Maybe she was eating a powdered doughnut before coming on stage.

House of Work

Last night I went up to a random guy and decided to strike up a conversation with him at House of Work. For me to go up to a hot guy I don't know, is a pretty good indicator that I've downed about 8-12 vodkas in the short amount of time leading up to that moment.

So I go up to the guy and say, "Hey what's up?"

"Looking for drugs," replied the hot guy.

I take a moment to let the sink in and responded, "Cool." LOL okay what to say to that?

I also took a picture with the gorgeous Billy Francesca, who I blogged about last week! What a treat! And no, it was not this lovely lady who made the drug comment. I couldn't remember anything from that point on if I wanted to.

What A Bad Idea

I'm not the smartest turd in the toilet, but I am reasonably certain that putting a picture up on Facebook of what appears to be your California Drivers License being used to cut lines of coke, is not a good idea. You're welcome.

And by the way, EYE blacked out her ID. On Facebook, all her info was there. Real smart, dummy.