
In middle school, I would buy the new Fear Street book by R.L. Stine every month on it's release date, but those books dropped once a month and were by no means filled with sexual exploits, drunken comedic tails and stories of real assholes. Can't wait! Review to follow...

UPDATE:
I just read the first chapter of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang and omg - hysterical. I was LOLing in my hot tub. First chapter, "The Feeling," was all about how she discovered petting her kitten in 3rd grade and did it non stop for 1 year. I can relate. A full review to follow after I finish the entire book.
BUY IT NOW ON HARDCOVER. Don't wait for Paperback, it's for poor people.