This is Why I Love Cats

Check out this short article on an amazing 7 year-old cat who acts as a "Seeing Eye Cat" to her 14 year-old dog brother. I love these pals!

Poor Lamb

Little Lamb was eaten alive for breakfast this morning by Kaa the python -- uh oh!

Stack Likes to Piss in Sinks OK

LOL my girlfriend from home, Whitney, has a cat name Stack who like to piss in sinks ok? No big deal.

"Lets Play a Special Game." Introducing Butthole Bear

I WANT ONE! Butthole Bear is a stuffed bear that when anally penetrated, speaks to you! Perfect for kids, children or toddlers.

via twisted toy

Sarah Silverman to Duck, "Don't Die."

Sarah Silverman delivers a shocking proposal for her old, dying dog, Duck.

Pals!

Walking to the gym the other day, I made two new pals as I passed a cute little house! How cute is this?

This Dog Deserves to be Sainted

Thanks Shawn Goede

Sorry For Making You See This, But...

You have to see this. Apparently in the South, huge snakes like visiting car engines and then getting mutilated by them when the car starts up. Eesh, I can barley even look at this picture. I don't wanna see that,

Thanks Laura

No Dogs

via buzzfeed

Applesauce

My pals from Appleton, WI, Stace and POL, made a cake version of Stace's guinea pig, Applesauce for the holidays! How tasty! The Applesauce cake comes complete with little shit pellets too! Good times!

Post Script... I actually accidentally wrote "cock" instead of "cake" in the first sentence up there, but went back and edited it. Just thought I would throw that out there incase anyone thought I maybe am not a whore. You were wrong.

Deer + Kitty = Total BFFs

My aunt sent me this darling picture of a deer that visits his kitty bff everyday. Aww sooo sweet! If only humans weren't such assholes.

OMFG! Cat Scares Off 2 Gators!

That is one brave pussy cat! A hell of a lot more brave than me! If I was ever that close to a gator I would run screaming like a little girl, unless I was at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Lion Hugs and Kisses Lady Who Rescued Him

So amazing and cute!!!

Cat Dressed as Apple, Eats Apple

Man builds cat-sized village for homeless cats. Also, he's crazy.

This crazy cat lady-man went and created a cat-sized village for homeless cats, complete with a city hall and a local Wal-Mart. The village is called Caboodle Village and is located in Ponte Verda Beach, FL.

This is totally something future me will do, because everyone knows that I am a crazy cat lady who is almost as crazy as this guy here. This is a pretty sweet village...

via yahoo green

via caboodle ranch

Toilet Anacondas - J.C.!

I have seen many toilet anacondas in my time, but none that were literally anacondas such as shown in this terrifying video. J.C.!

Awesome Dog

Video of my Roommates Asshole Exploding

Brave Kitty Saves Old Lady From Being Eaten by Rabid Dogs

Bear Successfully Intimidates Dogs

via Greg Armstrong