The Most Beautiful Thing I Have Ever Seen

A GHETTO HALLOWEEN FIGHT AT DENNY'S!!!!!! OMFG IS THIS REAL??!?!?! YAS.ET.ES!!!

Here is the ghetto YouTube description from the ghetto bystander who posted it. LOVES IT!!!

Bitchs got THEY shit busted wit chairs the p world bitchs in the corner were talkin hell shit then all they did was throw shit and not hit anybody then was so scarded to come outside they went to jail.............when police came and slammed a bitch east oakland style.

Happy Halloween, Asshole!

My girl Jenna took this truly stunning photograph of some asshole dressed as a sailor sitting at a table in the open window of Trunks (shitty daddy bar in WeHo) on Halloween. Notice the bystander's worried expressions - what's the matter, you may ask? Mr. Sailor just puked all over the table and is passed out. GOOD TIMES!

Thanks Jenna!

This is Halloween

Everyone knows that I love scary movies and therefor, I love Halloween. It is my favorite holiday and luckily, this Halloween was the best one yet! If you care at all, here are my slutty costumes.

Costume one was The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters!

I was wearing my favorite pair of blue Geovanny underwear and was thrilled to see that the official Geovanny Facebook page is using my picture as their main profile pic. Click here to check out their Facebook page and their goods!

Costume two was Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.