UPDATE: This was a quote from 'Sex And The City,' but regardless, I still live for it!

My good gal pal Griffy Facebooked me today the greatest piece of literature I HAVE EVER READ. Seriously, brilliant and I couldn't agree more with what he had to say.
"whats with the weekends these days? I swear to god every guy I fuck since memorial day wants to know what I am doing this weekend, they just dont get it. my weekends are for meeting new guys, so i dont have to keep fucking the old ones."
Congratulations Griffy, you are now my favorite person ever! Continue to speak the truth, girl.