My Kind of Diet

I was at an after-party last night and the girls whose house it was had this dry erase board in their kitchen, outlining their Vegas Diet 2012 plan. This is one diet that I can get down with.

Fat vs Healthy

Nutrition guru turned sack wrangler, showgirl Justin J. McCoy out of Las vegas, snapped this great picture of his groceries verses the person's in line behind him at the grocery store.

I'll take the pastries, plz!

Drunk Baby Trashes Las Palmas Bar

Apparently, this brilliant video is a trailer for a movie titled, "Las Palmas," but if you ask me, this looks like hidden camera footage of my roommate Danimal or bff Brandon Rolph.

Breakfast? Ok.

Thanks Daniel Henson

Take A Wild Guess...

Which one of my roommates came home from the bar (at 1:30 a.m., mind you) SHIT-BOTTOMED WASTED and burt FOUR CORN DOGS?

Best.Cake.Ever.

via 9gag

Appetizing!

Who's hungry?

STOP IT! Alma is Addicted to Cooking

"Por favor, stop it!"

STOP IT - Alma - watch more funny videos

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Dinner

Applesauce

My pals from Appleton, WI, Stace and POL, made a cake version of Stace's guinea pig, Applesauce for the holidays! How tasty! The Applesauce cake comes complete with little shit pellets too! Good times!

Post Script... I actually accidentally wrote "cock" instead of "cake" in the first sentence up there, but went back and edited it. Just thought I would throw that out there incase anyone thought I maybe am not a whore. You were wrong.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope all of you were smart and did the thin thing and enjoyed a holiday feast like my gal pal, Joey B.

Looks delicious! Enjoy your meat!

WELL HELLO! Fashion, Makeup and Dieting Tips From Brenda Dickson

Words.To.Live.By!

Apparently, a Cabbage Patch Kid Took a Dump on my Plate

Drive Thru Fun

Thanks to my girl Joy for snapping this picture of a real trashy family walking though a drive thru at 2:00 a.m., pushing their baby in a stroller. How revolting.

The secondary question here is, Why were you in a drive thru at 2:00 a.m., Joy?! Were you drunkskies and grubbin? Hahaha

A Girl's Gotta Eat

"All of us, regardless of our ideologies, ethnic backgrounds or anything else are genetically “hunter gatherers” and 99.99% identical to humans living 40,000 to 100,000 years ago. We are, in effect, creatures of the Ice Age and designed to consume a diet rich in animal source foods and natural fats, together with a variety of fibrous plant matter. Vegetarianism and veganism are modern day ideas founded more in ideological principles than principles of human physiology and anthropological evidence."

via www.primalbody-primalmind.com

How Rude

Go Bananas After Dark?

I always do.

UPDATE!

Check out this revolting comment I received on this picture on Facebook. Yuckers smuckers!

"the picture of the banana you posted.. I should let you know that i have a banana shape when I'm having a "good time" .. if you get the drift.. hehe"

Yeah, no. As a matter of fact, I don't get your drift and would like you to STFU now plz.

Man Creates Huge Kit Kat Bar Worth 46,000 Calories - Yumm.

via geekologie

Singing Your Order at McDonalds Is More Efficient That Just Saying It

Necessary? Gay French McDonalds Ad

No.