Party

The definition of the word "Party" according to Urban Dictionary. I'm into it.

My Kind of Diet

I was at an after-party last night and the girls whose house it was had this dry erase board in their kitchen, outlining their Vegas Diet 2012 plan. This is one diet that I can get down with.

Best Party Invite. Ever.

"04/15/2010

hey hollywood

just wanted to give you a heads up that there will be an intimate gathering of friends / a special pregame early on friday night at joe's and my place. in yet another twist to his double life, james, notorious mckinsey consultant and ke$ha impersonator ("yes-that-was-me-at-the-white-party"), will be debuting the latest in high fashion and blacking out when he descends upon the hollywood elite this weekend. please come and show your support.

9 PM this FRIDAY (come early, because we aren't allowed to have a party so we plan on being evicted by midnight. permanently.) this is a costume party so: dress like you are ready to blackout and do an unprecedented amount of poppers.

libations are welcome, but let's be real: its three-thousand-and-eleven, so well have svedka in liquid, solid, and digital form, ready for forceful insertion.bring your game face.

- pete"

Thanks Petah! I'll be there. Save me some poppers.