A Ladies Guide to Gentlemen Chats

A few days ago, I posted an ANGRY, ANGRY e-mail one of my friends received on a gentlemen chat. Today, bestie Brandon Rolph and I bring you a dramatic reading of that e-mail along with a very special surprise appearance from Miley Cyrus!

Drunk Baby Trashes Las Palmas Bar

Apparently, this brilliant video is a trailer for a movie titled, "Las Palmas," but if you ask me, this looks like hidden camera footage of my roommate Danimal or bff Brandon Rolph.

Deep Thoughts by Matthew

Text from Brandon:

"People are relaying your status update to me as I board a plane to Vegas. I Just want to say you're a fu&king whore and I'm proud of you."

It feels so good to make a difference this holiday.

What Friends Are For

In my shitter, I keep a workout calendar where I keep track of what I do at the gym each day, and as you can see on December 15th, write "FAT" if I have a fatty-eating day.

My dear old lady-friend, Brandon Rolph, takes it upon himself to graffiti my calendar with filth each and every time he comes over to mail a package. Today he wrote:

"Sometimes the snow comes down in June. Then sometimes June Cleaver comes & wacks off your peepee with a hatchet. #transdreaming"

Tis the season!

Deep Thoughts by Matthew

"It's always fun making eye contact with someone at the gym I saw get DPed on the internet yesterday."

-Me

"It really is the little things in life that get us through each day."

-Brandon Rolph