Olympians Are WHORES!

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Your iPhone Knows You're Slutty

My friend A.J. Mayer's iPhone knows that he is slutty and is trying to send him a subtle message via auto correct (jk I don't actually know for a fact that he is slutty, I'm just assuming).

Street Walking Down Memory Lane

I was having a chat session with one of my friends from Florida when he introduced me to this new band that is really blowing up. My friend, "A," asked me if I remembered one of the guys and here is the rest of the conversation:

A - do u remember him?

M - YES omg and i hooked up with him! and he had MAJOR shaft hairs!

A - oh yah you bangity bang him! oh well he is famous and making fuck tons of money now

M - WAIT! did i fuck him??!

A - i dont think you fucked him, no. i slept with him too tho

M - hehehe sluts

A - we actually dated for a while

LOL - WOW!