Ricky Martin Naked

Here is a very strange video that Ricky recently tweeted. I'm not sure what in the hell is going on, but I couldn't care less because he is completely nude. What a delight. No, you don't get to see his cranberry or loca stick, but it still remains very titillating.

Ricky Martin Is Gay. Duh

Today Ricky Martin announced on his official website that he is indeed a flaming homosexual who can be seen from outer space.

Duh.

I could have told you this in 7th grade when I spent every night alone in my bedroom dancing up a storm to Livin' La Vida Loca. I was in love with him then and I'm in love with him now, so bring it on Ricky. I'm ready to be your baby daddy.

Seriously though, well I am being serious about helping him raise his twin boys, but if I was him I would have waited until my album was about to drop before telling the world that I was a 'mo - could have helped the numbers.

Here is Ricky looking like a big old queen a few years ago on the beach with a potential bf that I hope is out of the picture now to make room for me.