Today Ricky Martin announced on his official website that he is indeed a flaming homosexual who can be seen from outer space. Duh.
I could have told you this in 7th grade when I spent every night alone in my bedroom dancing up a storm to Livin' La Vida Loca. I was in love with him then and I'm in love with him now, so bring it on Ricky. I'm ready to be your baby daddy.
Seriously though, well I am being serious about helping him raise his twin boys, but if I was him I would have waited until my album was about to drop before telling the world that I was a 'mo - could have helped the numbers.
Here is Ricky looking like a big old queen a few years ago on the beach with a potential bf that I hope is out of the picture now to make room for me.
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