OMFG I WISH THIS WAS REAL LIFE!

"Dead Island" is a new video game to be released later this year and based on the announcement trailer below, I am about to come in my pants.

Everyone knows there are 3 things I want in life:

1) To be able to afford a personal trainer 5 times a week

2) To witness an alien encounter / attack on planet earth

and

3) Be a part of a zombie apocalypse and obviously, revolt

If this video were to be real life, then I would be IN HEAVEN! Enjoy the stunning announcement trailer NOW.

Text From Last Night

"I'm at a orgy. No lie."

Deep Thoughts by Matthew

I am on constant HIGH ALERT for the impending zombie apocalypse which I PRAY TO GOD happens in my lifetime.

My personal hero, Adrian:

"I wanna kill zombies with really unconventional things." Me too, girlfriend. I can't wait.

Home Alone With Zombies

I AM HOME ALONE

Zombie Kid Likes.... Turtles?

ZOMG! How did I not ever see this??!?!! SO FREAKING WEIRD AND RANDOM!! BAHAHAH I'M DYING!

The T-Virus Shot

Yummm... but will it turn me into a zombie? I frickin hope so.

Ingredients:

3/4 shot Silver Rum
1/4 shot Everclear
1 Blue Twizzler

Undead vs. Human

The "Zombie Identification Field Manual" - It's About Time.

Anyone who knows me well enough understands that a zombie apocalypse is the equivalent of the ultimate wet dream for me. I love zombies and would love to kill them. Obviously, I got pretty frickin excited when I saw this "Zombie Identification Field Manual" - it's an instructional tool on how to property identify zombies.

It's also a promo for the upcoming zombie flick, 'Survival of The Dead.'