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Twin Babies Have a Conversation

But the way they are yelling, using their hands and raising their voices is much like how my friends and I act after a heavy night of binge drinking.... interesting...

Drunk Baby Trashes Las Palmas Bar

Apparently, this brilliant video is a trailer for a movie titled, "Las Palmas," but if you ask me, this looks like hidden camera footage of my roommate Danimal or bff Brandon Rolph.

AbSOLUTELY NOT

Actually, let me rephrase that. ABSOLUTELY YES! Everything about this picture is marvelous!

The fat cone tits, the look on his face, and deeply burnt color of his skin, THE FUCKING CIGGY IN HIS MOUTH, oh, and the fact that he's fat = pure bliss (for me at least).

Hey Super Gaysian Kid -- Get Ready For 12 Years of Torture at Public School

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So Glad I'm Ghey!

Here 10 scary childbirth facts that I had no idea about, for the most part. Eesh! Sooo glad I'm ghey and don't have a V!

via thefrisky

You might poop yourself during labor when the baby is coming out. Oh yeah, and shake and puke too. Fun!

There is an entire industry that makes Kegel fitness equipment for your vag, so you can get it back in shape after you’ve had the baby. If you thought the gym was annoying, try lifting a steel rod with your hoo-ha.

It is totally standard for a doc to cut your vag before it tears in childbirth with a procedure called an episiotomy. Although it’s not used 100% of the time anymore, some docs still opt to slit it first, before the baby does. Thanks?

Stretch marks stay with you for life. Cocoa butter helps, but you’ll still bear the scars of indulging your baby fever.

Hospital bills are expensive. It’s not just about coming up with dough for diapers and formula. Popping one out isn’t just painful for you, it really hurts your bank account too.

After birth, there’s the afterbirth. Just when you think all the crap, er, baby, has come out, a wad of placenta slimes its way down the old vag track.

You have to give up booze, coffee, pills, basically anything you saw on“Absolutely Fabulous,” for nine whole months. And let’s face it: booze is what got you preggers in the first place! Now you have to have sober sex for almost a year.

Sure you’ll get to shop for a bunch of new clothes, but they’ll have an elastic waistband, just like your Grandma’s jogging pants. Nobody’s butt looks good in those things.

Postpartum depression is a major bummer.

As if the hormones weren’t driving you nuts already, once you start showing, all people will want to talk to you about is when you’re due. And then they’ll talk your ear off about their experience. Boring!

Drunk Baby.

First a smoking baby and now a drunk baby. He can't even hold his head up. What a mistake.

Come to think of it, this kind of reminds me of you. Messy.

2 Year-Old Smokes 2 Packs of Cigs a Day - Is Also Super Fat, Cute, Dying.

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Fat Baby Doing The "Stanky Legg"

I would first of all like to congratulate this baby's parents on failing miserably. Who lets their baby dance on top of the kitchen table? A couple of assholes, that's who.

Mad props to the baby for having superior balance and dance skills - two skills of which I am lacking.

Round 1: FIGHT!

Check out this "Mortal Kombat" caliber smack-down between a cat and a baby. Spoiler Warning... the cat wins. FINISH HIM!

This is one brave baby though... it's like the equivalent of a lion attacking a full-grown human, but more hilarious and less bloody. It's amazing that this cat is truly playing and not trying to claw the eyes out of this little asshole.