Great Idea Asshole

Some brilliant asshole had the idea to post pictures of his illicit narcotic habits on Facebook with a toy horse -- great way get yourself locked up in the clink, dummy. Good luck with all that.

-Your friends at Social Intercourse

And p.s. don't do drugs, they only make you look old and haggard. And if you do choose to do them (which you shouldn't), don't be an idiot and post it on Facebook.

Russian Kids Are Idiots

CPK Jazzercise Man

It's not unusual that I start my mornings off at work in tears, but it is however unusual for me to enter a laughing fit that leads to tears (of laughter, not boredom).

Some asshole in a polo and CARGO PANTS found it necessary to jazzercise in-front of California Pizza Kitchen in Beverly Hills at 10:45 a.m. (This statement continually amazes the shit out of me, no matter how many times I read it).

He was out there for a good 10 minutes exercising (?) and kicking while holding onto a parking meter for support. My co-worker said that he does this all the time and has been doing it for years. This guy must be cut from marble under his blue polo and, once again, CARGO PANTS!

I don't wanna see that!

Special People Bus

You've got to be kidding me. I saw this bus today and had to take a picture because it is just so ridiculous.

The back of the bus reads, "Very Special People Inside. Please Drive Safely."

What am I gonna do, try extra hard not to accidentally rear end you on the 405? I don't EVER want to get into an accident and putting a sign on your vehicle asking me not to is a little retarded.

I Wonder What Music Video This Is From

Sounds like a nice, Christian, soft rock single I would imagine.

Bad Parenting Example

People Who Suck At Things In Infomercials