THE BITCH IS BACK.

Hello to all five of you reading this,

I have decided to return to my beloved bleg Social Intercourse. I'm truly sorry that I have not updated this beauty in about a year, but you know what? I was too fucking busy.

It is honestly fun to write, and although I am still busy as shit, I figured what the hay. It also might have had something to do with the fact that this blog has received 10,000 hits over the past year, without ANY updates whatsoever.

So here we are. Welcome back to Social Intercourse... Everybody's Doing It.

xxoo
Mhat

Sorry For It...

I know things have been slow lately, so LAY OFF ME! I've been really busy with The Academy Awards coming up, so just relax and take these few updates with a grain of salt and a shot of penicillin.

Matt

SHOUT OUT!

A big shout out to the 451 Social Intercourse fans in South Korea! Leave a comment and say "hi" if this is you!

What an Idiot

In all the excitement of my previously mentioned 10,000th view, I jokingly (muy obviouso) put up the following status on Facebook:

"Whoever is the 10,000th viewer on my bleg, Social Intercourse, I will send you naked pictures of my roommates Daniel and Jacob! Ready, set, GO!"

Obviously a bit and a pretty damn good one if you ask me. Well some asshole thought I was serious. I don't know who the asshole is because most of his pictures on Facebook are of cartoon characters. Here is how it went down:

Idiot:

"oh yay i won haha lame but rather random status and yay for you 10k and crazy prize lol but i will accept my prize with a simple smirk and congrats :P

here is a screen capture i took to prove i am the 10,000th viewer ;)

and my email is XXXXXXXXXX@gmail.com"

Me:

"Ummmm you do realize that was a joke, right?"

Idiot:

"Lol apprently not haha but oh well my whole thought was hot naked guys why not do it lol"

What does he think this bleg is, a Chi Chi LaRue blog?!

Social Intercourse (the website ur on right now, dummy) Celebrates it's 10,000 View!!!

After months of updating biweekly (at best) and spending my lonely nights constantly hitting the refresh button on my browser while filling my martini glass up with my own tears; I've finally hit 10,000 views!

This bleg is SO fun for me to write and I'm so glad you visit. It means so much to me when people randomly approach me to tell me how much they like the bleg, although this only tends to happen in bars. Go figure!

THANK YOU FOR VISITING! :)

OMFG! Insane 'SCRE4M' Pics in EW

Check out this shot I just took of the new Entertainment Weekly featuring a great group shot of the new young cast and one killer ghostface!

Also featured, is a shot of the adults making a grisly discovery (bloody ghostface mask?) in the trunk of a car after Sidney's final stop on her book tour in her hometown of Woodsboro.

OMFG!

Update - the cool kids over at Scream Trilogy posted this pic via Social Intercourse. Make sure to check them out if you're as obsessed with the Scream films as I am! It's a great site.

Perez Who?

I think it's kind of funny that I keep posting bits and 2 or 3 days later, Perez Hilton is posting them, who has millions of viewers a day. I only have a few lonely assholes viewers, such as yourself.

I'm sure he doesn't read my blog and that it's only a coincidence or maybe that I'm on the ball and have posted a few things before getting too drunk, but interesting nonetheless.

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