Showing posts with label weho. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weho. Show all posts
Monday, July 2, 2012
Girl Down
We had a nippley winter in southern California this past season. So cold in fact, that my alcoholic roommate passed out Indian style, with his pussy facing the heater after eating a pizza. Burrr
Sunday, July 1, 2012
My Kind of Diet
I was at an after-party last night and the girls whose house it was had this dry erase board in their kitchen, outlining their Vegas Diet 2012 plan. This is one diet that I can get down with.
HelL.A.
This map compares the size of L.A. to nine other major US cities to showcase the vast size of the city. So if you ever ask me to take your ass to the airport for free and I outright refuse, this is why.
Well
Ummm CREEPY!!!!!!! Someone forwarded me a link to a blog where some sicko posts picture he took while slaking guys on SMB. Oh, and he got me too. He was so close to me, I'm surprised I didn't notice it and freak out. I guess I'm not as prepared for the zombie apocalypse as I thought.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen... Pej.
Pej is a lady of the night that I see out every time I go out to the clubs, and every time he comes up to me and asks, "Matthew Robert! Social Intercourse! When am I gonna be on your bleg?" Well here you go, Pej. You asked for it.
98% of Pej's Facebook pictures feature him, head tilted to the left, chin up, with duckface. The other 2% of pictures feature him in his underwear. Trust me, the above collage took all of four minutes -- the abundance of these head-tilted-duckface pics are all over his Faceplace.
Pej, I don't know why you only post pics of you in this one pose. You have a great right AND left side of your head -- SHOW US! Otherwise you're just going to look like an asshole who takes the exact same picture over and over.
I hope you enjoy this post, Pej, because I sure don't. (haha jk boo!)
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Passive Aggressive Note Time!
I had the unfortunate experience of visiting the West Hollywood Post Office this afternoon, to which I would have rather shoved a stick up my pee hole. The line was long and there was only one register open. The below sign was on the counter and I nearly DIED when I read what someone had written in pen on the sign:
"SO WOULD OPENING ANOTHER REGISTER!!"
LOLOLLLLL!
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Happy Fat Tuesday, Assholes
Here is my asshole roommate, Danimal el Animal, celebrating Fat Tuesday with his tit hanging out. Real classy.
The Mardi Gras Back-Alley Street Festival took place last night (which I still feel like shit from btw) and I found it hilarious that the festival (which featured a DJ, loud music, gogo boys, illicit drug use and loud noise in general) took place on a residential street with a posted QUIET ZONE sign.
WE ARE WEHO
Check out this amazing video about my home, West Hollywood, California.
Who knew Weho is the smallest city in California, but the densest city west of the Mississippi? I sure didn't, but it makes sense. A lot of freaky mother fu%kers live in this city!
WE ARE WEHO from We Are Weho on Vimeo.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Bareback Gardens
A nearby building here in West Hollywood is "Dahlia Gardens," so when searching for a wireless network, you can imagine my surprise to find that there was a "Bareback Gardens" wifi. Good times!
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Rosie O'Donnell, "STOP IT!"
LOL WTF? Driving through Weho, I spotted this sticker on an electrical box of Rosie O'Donnell saying, "STOP IT!"
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
It's a Beautiful Day in the Gayborhood
Thanks to RentBoy.com, you can now view a map of your neighborhood and see which hookers are closest to you! Technology is pretty amazing these days. Below is a map of all of the hookers in my neighborhood -- please note that I am going to be very, very busy the next few days or months.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
ClASS of The Day
Guess which Weho hooker (I'm not surprised) posted this charming update on a social networking site? Pure class.
"I am a finalist for Mr.Los Angeles Hooker award. Lol. I hardly work. :)"
Monday, January 3, 2011
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
My Girlfriend Daniel is a Very Respectable Lady!
My girlfriend Daniel is a very respectable young lady with UPSTANDING morals. I'm very proud of her. For example, see his very Christian response to a recent Grindr proposition from a gentleman caller.
Also, here is a picture of Daniel at a popular L.A. nightclub. See how respectable she is? Clearly she is not under the influence of alcohol AND is turning her head away from a giant, monster cock that she COULD have all up in her face.
Thats my girl!
HAHAH LOVE YA, DANIEL! 
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