Olympians Are WHORES!

EVERYTHING!

What An Asshole

Good luck man! :D

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OMFG! Phone Call of a LIFETIME!

I just received a phone call from one of my best friends that went EXACTLY like this:

Me:

"Hello?"

Bff:

"Matthew... #1, I can't find my Extenze. #2, I have a Grindr trick coming over and #3, I just farted and shit my pants."

I have never and will never receive such an amazing phone call in my life. God bless.

Looking?

One of my dear, sweet friends came over the other night DRUNK AS HELL! Like any respectable girl, he hopped right on Grindr and Adam4Adam, but before he got any hits, passed right out with both man hunting applications running.

Poor little hornball!

"The iPhone Application That Help Gay Boys Find Men."

OMG, check out this AMAZING parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone." "Fellabone" is about cruising for gay sex on the iPhone app, Grindr. BRILLIANT!

"You'll get some dick when you sign up for Grindr."

GD IT, I need an iPhone!!!

Bobby Trendy: "I Like Piggy Sex"

Thanks to my anonymous friend for cursing for gay sex and finding this great picture of Bobby.

Grindr Message of The Day!

Thanks to one of my dearest friends for sending me this romantic message he received on Grindr the other night at 2:42 a.m. -- perfect time to look for a husband, if you ask me!

"Have a load in me right now if u wanna use it as lube."

Que romantico!

It is probably a good thing that I don't have an iPhone and the Grindr app, because lets face it; I would be on the damn thing ALL THE TIME. Wether at church, the gym or the free clinic, I would always be busy.

SLUT HOLE

Thanks to my future roomie Danimal for sending in this beautiful a-hole shot of "SLUT HOLE" in Minneapolis, MN tonight via Grindr. Good Times!

I don't wanna see that! BLAUURRGGPPHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!