Your iPhone Knows You're Slutty

My friend A.J. Mayer's iPhone knows that he is slutty and is trying to send him a subtle message via auto correct (jk I don't actually know for a fact that he is slutty, I'm just assuming).

"The iPhone Application That Help Gay Boys Find Men."

OMG, check out this AMAZING parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone." "Fellabone" is about cruising for gay sex on the iPhone app, Grindr. BRILLIANT!

"You'll get some dick when you sign up for Grindr."

GD IT, I need an iPhone!!!

DickTime

The big, new iPhone 4 feature is called FaceTime, but it should really be called DickTime.

You know just as well as I do, that the MOMENT you get an iPhone 4, you are putting your dick on video. Let's not lie to ourselves.

Also, I love how they show a white guy talking to an Asian woman. Not to say that doesn't ever happen, because it doesn't, but it's pretty obvious how diverse Apple is trying to be. Makes me chuckle, makes me tummy rumble!

via apple