Irene Williams : Queen of Lincoln Road

OMG I love this old lady! I want to see this documentary in its entirety now -- so fun!

Thanks to Richard Laguna for posting on his Facebook.

X-Tube Profile of The Day

My good girlfriend Richard Laguna sent me this great X-Tube profile of some sloppy bottom in Indiana. I have no Idea why Richard would be looking at this guy's profile (it was a nightmare), but I'm glad she did because it's pretty hilarious and makes me seem like a lot less of a whore.

"Turn Ons:

I like older men. I like big fat beer bellies. I like tattoos. I especially like to suck black co*k and get fu*ked by black men. I like to suck co*k thru the holes in the walls at the adult bookstore. The idea of gettin gangbanged by a bunch of tobacco spittin truckers out at the truck stop turns me on. The idea of gettin gangbanged by a bunch of black men turns me on. Black men in Indiana, get ahold of me! Havin my as*hole used and abused till its stretched out all loose and sloppy is a turn on.

Hobbies:

Suckin co*k, gettin fu*ked, gettin drunk, gettin high."

Sounds like one to bring home to mother!

Facebook Can't Even Figure Out Some of My Friends

My dear friend Richard Laguna was prompted by Facebook to clarify his gender because "right now (his) profile may be confusing."

He was asked to choose which example applies to him: "Richard edited HER profile" or "Richard edited HIS profile." Hahahah PRICELESS!

Here is a photo of Richard as he was leaving Sunday mass and heading to brunch at The Shamrock Inn and Banquet Hall.