No.

#no

Not a Tourist

Obviously.

Fanny-Pack Family

WTF Kind of GD Shoes Are These?

If you buy these shoes, I hope you have good helth insurance. And yes, I know Lady Gaga wore them, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous.

Thanks Aaron!

Irene Williams : Queen of Lincoln Road

OMG I love this old lady! I want to see this documentary in its entirety now -- so fun!

Thanks to Richard Laguna for posting on his Facebook.

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Wearing a t-shirt with a tie is bad enough, but a t-shirt with a tie screen-printed onto it? From Abercrombie & Fitch? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

In 1999 this may have been acceptable, but in 2010. Sorry for it.

Also, this picture is someone's main profile picture on Facebook. Absolutely not.

"Mama Needs a Cocktail"

Mama also needs this t-shirt in a medium!

ABSOLUTELY NOT

via the antipodean homo

I'll Take an XL Please!!! NOW!

Justin McCoy sent in this great pic of a shirt being sold at, where else, Wal-Mart.

WORDS.TO.LIVE.BY!

This Year's Perfect Stocking Stuffer

Introducing the K'Mando Strapless Pouch from His Trunks. This is the perfect holiday gift for the whoreish gay in your life -- I know I've already asked Santa for my pair!

WELL HELLO! Fashion, Makeup and Dieting Tips From Brenda Dickson

Words.To.Live.By!

T-Shirt with a Tie

The perfect look for nobody except... an asshole.

I was excited when I got a Facebook request from a lovely girl I used to work with, but was then saddened and soiled myself when I saw that her main picture features her husband who committed this fashion felony -- I don't wanna see that!

Only in Wisconsin.

"I Hate Everyone" T-Shirt -- YES PLZ!

Boy, can I relate to this old broad. This would actually be a great shirt to own, considering how most people are a bunch of assholes.

via my new favorite site, Poorly Dressed

Great Style.

via 9gag

2 4 1

Oh wow, buy one get one tonight, sluts!

I was at the $2 self-car wash on Santa Monica Blvd in WeHo tonight washing my car, or rather, watching my roommate wash my car as I leaned against the wall a few feet away on my phone.

Anyway, that creeper guy with his t-shirt tucked into his jeans kept going from staring (at point blank distance) at Jacob and I to the gay in the other wash station next to us. It was really creepy. He just stood there a few feet away staring, and what I assumed, plotting our abduction, rape, and eventual murder and dismemberment.

THEN an amazing middle-aged (Jewish-ish?) woman passed by screaming into her cell phone -- all the while strutting her shit and outright FLAUNTING her balgonie bag in that skimpy dress. She also had a pair of sexy tube socks WITH flip-flops.

I died. And now I'm dead. I am so dead from this fashion overload. T-shirt tucked into jeans AND tube socks with flip-flops? Oh, and let's not forget about the nearly successfully executed kidnapping of myself and my lesbian roommate!

What In The Hell Kind of GD Outfits Are These?!

via facebook

Fancy Nancy!

via World of Wonder

Michael Lohan Dresses Like a Complete Asshole

this disgusting pic is via x17.com

Abercrombie & Fug

Well. I Have not entered an Abercrombie & Fitch store in a while, other than to pickup my staple sent, Fierce. Note, I mix it with Britney Spears' sent, Midnight Fantasy - it's hot.

Well I stopped by AF at The Grove this week to pick up some more of my cologne and decided to look at some of the guys clothes for a goof on my way out.

I seriously felt like I had stepped back in time and was shopping at my hometown mall, The Fox River Mall in Appleton, WI. In 1999.

The clothes have not changed one bit since then. How can anyone still shop there? It was disgusting. I saw nothing appealing. I mean, who honestly wears AF outside of high school? That's just desperate. I couldn't find any images online of AF clothes from 1999, but these images from their current line should give you an idea of what I'm referring to.

And check out their stupid new, bullshit campaign! "Thirsty Thursday, Summer 2010." Are you fu*king kidding me?

I do not want to get this look.