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Sunday, July 1, 2012
Monday, February 21, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Completely Aggressive Reply to Spam from Shane A
Shane A's completely aggressive approach to ward off spammers (and to life in general) seems to have worked! Well, worked this time at least.
Friday, January 7, 2011
"NO I DON'T YA SON OF A BETCH!"
My #1 lamb, Shane A, got a spam text message and sent back a real anger-fueled response, which I posted here for your enjoyment.
lol
Monday, December 27, 2010
I Have Great Friends
I have great friends who send me texts like this at 1:30 am on a Sunday night:
"I just sucked my strippers dick on the floor and fingered his ass and his bf came over and ended it abruptly!"
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Best.Text.Message.Ever.
My dear bff, Shane A. sent me this text late last night. It's the most absurd combination imaginable and really freaks me out.
"I'm eating drunk& watching Childs Play on hulu."
I deliberately withheld the space in-between the "drunk" and "&" because it really paints a picture on how drunk my lil lamb was. Wish I was there, lamby!
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Today's Texts
Today I got a text message from someone I met out last weekend and it was really hysterical. I didn't know who it was at first because I did not have his number. Here is the convo:
Guy: "Blap"
Me: "Ok. And who is this?"
Guy: "(states his name), you fart twat!"
Me: "It's about time, you cum dump! I actually figured this was you baha."
Guy: "Cuz you're a floosie with a fat cunt."
Me: "I am, actually. It's incredible. You're welcome."
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