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Heartwarming Message of The Day

"Do u Want easy $$ ?....im in town.I need to pay a hot stuck up white guy to let me smell his ass..if u are NOT into black guys I will pay u cash rite now just to let me smell your ass.its my fetish to smell a hot whiteboys ass and pay him for it..im very serious about this.its not a joke,all u have to do is let me sniff your bare white ass for 15 mins and tell me what a loser I am for paying u for it and tell me I will never ever stick my dick in ur ass..and if u feel the urge to call me the N word thats totally ok with me..let me know if u wanna do this now.iam ready."

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Street Walking Down Memory Lane

I was having a chat session with one of my friends from Florida when he introduced me to this new band that is really blowing up. My friend, "A," asked me if I remembered one of the guys and here is the rest of the conversation:

A - do u remember him?

M - YES omg and i hooked up with him! and he had MAJOR shaft hairs!

A - oh yah you bangity bang him! oh well he is famous and making fuck tons of money now

M - WAIT! did i fuck him??!

A - i dont think you fucked him, no. i slept with him too tho

M - hehehe sluts

A - we actually dated for a while

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