Full 'SCREAM 4' Trailer

OMFG! Finally the full theatrical trailer for 'SCREAM 4' is here! This is the Canadian trailer, so you can expect a slightly different domestic trailer to be released soon enough. Only 3 months to go until the theatrical release and I cannot freaking wait!

via scream trilogy

"Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me"

Chelsea Handler is set to release her fourth book, "Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me," on May 10th, 2011! Rejoice!

But here is the twist... the book is not written by Chelsea, but rather by her "family, friends and other victims." Hahaha can't wait!

Don't Hold It Against Me... Britney's New Demo Single Leaks - OMFG

"Baby One More Time"

"Oops I Did It Again"

"Slave 4 U"

"Me Against The Music"

"Gimme More"

"Womanizer"

and now

"Hold It Against Me"

joins the ranks of first singles off of a Britney Spears album

It is NOT Britney Spears on this track, as it is just the demo, but based on this listen alone the song is going to be a SMASH.

"Hold It Against Me" is to be release Tuesday, January 11th and I cannot freaking wait. The single artwork above is FANTASTIC as well. Here's to a new era of my life!

Enjoy!

via Britney's twipic

Something You Don't Hear Everyday

"Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman"

Dead Serious News is reporting that a female Missouri mortuary worker was giving a client (a dead man) a bath when the man received a post mortem erection. The woman, being alone, decided to take a ride on the dead dick express and much to her surprise, was able bring the dead man to climax after only a few minutes. A few weeks later, the woman went in for her routine checkup and discovered that she had been impregnated by the dead man. AFter telling her doctor the story of how she was conceived, the doctor reported her behavior to the police. The woman was arrested and charged with desecration of the dead and necrophilia, and is being help on $250,000 bond.

Alaska Fighting Uphill Battle to Reduce Gonorrhea Rate

Alaska fighting uphill battle to reduce gonorrhea rate

Read more at The Anchorage Daily News website, or just laugh at the headline and ignore the article completely: http://www.adn.com/

Oprah's Next Big Giveaway!

Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb

via the onion

Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister

LOL

Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister

OMFG! Insane 'SCRE4M' Pics in EW

Check out this shot I just took of the new Entertainment Weekly featuring a great group shot of the new young cast and one killer ghostface!

Also featured, is a shot of the adults making a grisly discovery (bloody ghostface mask?) in the trunk of a car after Sidney's final stop on her book tour in her hometown of Woodsboro.

OMFG!

Update - the cool kids over at Scream Trilogy posted this pic via Social Intercourse. Make sure to check them out if you're as obsessed with the Scream films as I am! It's a great site.

Brave Kitty Saves Old Lady From Being Eaten by Rabid Dogs

Ridiculous News Story - "Run and tell that, homeboy!"

I can't believe this news story made the air, but than again, it was aired in Alabama. Rather than a news report, it feels like a YouTube video. So ghetto, so insane and so awesomely bad.