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"Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman"

Dead Serious News is reporting that a female Missouri mortuary worker was giving a client (a dead man) a bath when the man received a post mortem erection. The woman, being alone, decided to take a ride on the dead dick express and much to her surprise, was able bring the dead man to climax after only a few minutes. A few weeks later, the woman went in for her routine checkup and discovered that she had been impregnated by the dead man. AFter telling her doctor the story of how she was conceived, the doctor reported her behavior to the police. The woman was arrested and charged with desecration of the dead and necrophilia, and is being help on $250,000 bond.