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Gimme Pizza

You are cordially invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Ghetto Sleepover!

I especially love their lesbian friend singing about fish. And of course, their African American friend wants to add friend chicken to the pizza..... unreal.

The Most Beautiful Thing I Have Ever Seen

A GHETTO HALLOWEEN FIGHT AT DENNY'S!!!!!! OMFG IS THIS REAL??!?!?! YAS.ET.ES!!!

Here is the ghetto YouTube description from the ghetto bystander who posted it. LOVES IT!!!

Bitchs got THEY shit busted wit chairs the p world bitchs in the corner were talkin hell shit then all they did was throw shit and not hit anybody then was so scarded to come outside they went to jail.............when police came and slammed a bitch east oakland style.

Horrible - Duece Poppi Sings "White Friends"

There is now a rap song that goes, "I be in the hood, but every now and then I get away, I like to hang with my white friends." What in the phuk? Don't listen unless you want to get real mad about it.

I don't wanna hear that!

Ridiculous News Story - "Run and tell that, homeboy!"

I can't believe this news story made the air, but than again, it was aired in Alabama. Rather than a news report, it feels like a YouTube video. So ghetto, so insane and so awesomely bad.

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New Ghetto Dance - The "Dick Slang"

Real nice, assholes. Basically to do the "Dick Slang," you move your hips so fast that your dick swings around and is visible through your athletic shorts. Seriously. Why you would be wearing athletic shorts to a club or party or anywhere but the gym, I do not know.