Sarah Silverman to Duck, "Don't Die."

Sarah Silverman delivers a shocking proposal for her old, dying dog, Duck.

She Would Have my Vote, if I Got to Vote

W00t w00t! Sarah Silverman and her peeps have taken out this hilars ad in Variety Magazine to push her and her now debunk Comedy Centeral series to catch a second Emmy nomination! Eats et!

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"I’VE SEEN THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CRAP A BOOK ON HOW TO PUKE."

- Officer Jay, The Sarah Silverman Program

Sarah Silverman's Solution To World Hunger

Owl Farts Rainbow, Unicorn.

I've mentioned a few times how much I love The Sarah Silverman Program. Sadly, it looks like it is not going to come back for a 4th season, but I hope that Logo ends up picking it up somehow.

Above is a screen cap from my favorite bit from this season. Sarah finds out that she is retarded and gets a pamphlet on how to live with her disability. The owl on the cover comes to life and explains everything she needs to know, and then farts out a rainbow and a unicorn. Breathtaking.

For good measure, here is a very useful quote from Office Jay:

"Once upon a time, a girl got into a van and no one ever saw her again. The end."

SAVE SARAH!

Next Thursday is the season 3 finale of The Sarah Silverman Program. TSSP is easily the best show on TV right now (fu*k GLEE) and the only show I watch, other than random reruns of Buffy on Logo.

Well, now Comedy Central isn't sure if they are going to renew it for a 4th season, which would devesate me because I honestly love, love, love TSSP.

If you love me at all, or even that bitch Sarah, PLEASE tweet @ComedyCentral and tell them to renew TSSP for a 4th season. :)

The Bedwetter - I Can't Wait

My favorite Jew, Sarah Silverman, is set to release her first (I think) book on 4/20 -- Hitler's birthday.

"The Bedwetter - Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee" is the title and I can't wait to get my Cheetos encrusted fingers on this baby. A review will follow once I find someone to read it to me.

Below is a half-assed video promo for the book. So check it out, dum dum!

MORE H8

"I just thought of a great slogan for people who are against gay rights: "Keep Faggots Single." You're welcome."

Thank you Sarah Silverman! LOL

Hey homos! Don't forget to watch The Sarah Silverman Program, Thursday nights on Comedy Central. Check the GUIDE button on your remote for show times, dummy.

Quote via Sarah's twitter. Image via ComedyCentral.com