KLASSY

Thanks to Amy in Minneapolis for this pic!

DONT TEXT AND DRIVE

TOSS MY SALAD

On my way to El Pollo Loco and the $2 car wash on Santa Monica Blvd tonight, I saw this AMAZING bumper sticker that reads, "TOSS MY SALAD. I'M VEGETARIAN."

Should Read: "PlzFukMe"

One of my gal pals on Facebook posted this amazing picture of a license plate that somehow made it past all the middle aged, heavy set, African-American women working at the Los Angeles DMV.

The plate, "1BTTM4U" really seams to mean, to me, "I really like being fu*ked and/or DPed by horse hung tops. BB. PNP. Pig play. NSA. W/S."

BIG WANK

Nice. I wonder what this is supposed to imply? I think it probably implies that he is a real asshole.