DING DONG ALERT!

Mariah Carey performed her new holiday hit, "Oh Santa!" live at the Disney Christmas Day Parade and shared the stage with a lovely ding done. I am pleasantly surprised and thrilled to bring this Ding Dong Alert to you -- check out the video below at the 1:21 mark to see this painfully obvious gay dancer's ding dong in action. How he could go on stage with that thing at full mast is beyond me.

Truth be told, I'd take a spin on that. Hummph!

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Someday

Wow. Check out this very gay, heavyset, Jewish boy wearing a green turtle neck singing Someday by Mariah Carey.

He actually sings the song amazing and hits the high note at the end. He also breaks down some dance moves near the end as well, so keep an eye out for that! This is a real feel-good vid!

Hey, hey!

Makeup

The following is the best quote of all time from Mariah Carey's Makeup Artist during a UK version of Making The Video for 'Get Your Number.'

"Everyone sees Mariah and they say, "Wow she's so beautiful, why would she need a makeup artist?" Well let me tell you something: there is nothing more offensive in this world than a human being without makeup on."

I couldn't agree more!

MC Did IT! Biggest Hit In Brazilian HISTORY!

Congratulations to Mariah Carey for topping the Brazilian Airplay Chart for 20 consecutive weeks with "I Want To Know What Love Is!" Mariah's cover has been at #1 since October 2009. "I Want To Know What Love Is" also has the distinction of being the longest chart-topper in the history of the Crowley Broadcast Analysis and is the biggest hit of 2010 so far in Brazil

Way to go, MC!

Your lambs,

Matthew y Shane A

MC is on Top

Mariah Carrey's 'I Want To Know What Love Is' continues to reign on the Brazilian Airplay Chart, recording a consecutive 19th week at #1! If the song stays at the top next week, it will become the biggest hit ever in Brazilian airplay history.

Way to go MC!