Twinsies?

Thanks to Trent from PinkIsTheNewBlog for arranging this emaculate comparison of K-Fed to the Kool-Aid guy.

Twinsies?

On the right: The lovable Veggie gremlin from "Gremlins 2"

On the left: Some asshole wearing vegetables and I can't imagine why. This really brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "eat me."

Asshole veggie guy via dlisted.com

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The entire time I was watching the Telephone video from Lady Gaga, I couldn't help but think how much she resembles my old bff from Sunnydale High, Buffy Summers.

Aside from Gaga's cracked out smile, ya think?

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I never noticed how much P!nk looks like Tabatha Coffey until today. I will refrain from mentioning which animal they also resemble, because unless you say someone looks like a cat, it is never a compliment.

P!nk via Splash and Tabs via Bravo

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I love, love, love, love, love Chelsea Handler (side note: she called me "her gay" at a taping of her show). I don't really care for Kate Gosselin, but props for dealing with that d-bag John and 8 little shit machines.

With Kate's new rats nest she actually kind of looks like Chelsea.... ya think?! Funny how a decent hair cut (or plugs in this case) can transform a masculine looking lesbian into a hot piece.

image via splash

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Amanda Simpson is the first tranny to be elected to the US Department of Commerce. Good for you, tran! However, this super tranny bares a striking resemblance to my favorite gal in the world....

Valerie Cherish! Ok, ok, it's really Lisa Kudrow, but Valerie was her memorable character from HBO's short-lived series, "The Comeback."

While we're at it, do that tranny and this fictional character not both resemble Madonna from the Hung Up video?! Triplets!!!!