Social Intercourse: text from last night

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Monday, January 3, 2011

"I'm at a orgy. No lie."

Ihop is where my parents asked if I was gay

I can't believe I just did a job interview wasted

That guy next to you lives in my building. I know this bc he always shows up as "15 feet away" on my Grindr

I hope to find a husband who is as comfortable with and supportive of my bowel movements as you

I'm at lax at baggage claim trying to play off my fart to the lady next to me

I was on the verge of throwing up and passing out. That pizza made me feel better. I had no idea what I was even doing. #mess

-Anonymous friend

Oh how I love my friends :)