Anorexic Model Needed in Chicago - Totally Appropriate

Some creepo named Emy is looking for extra skinny / anorexic type female models -- who are still pretty! He will be making a custom dress for you as well, so thats like a big old bonus on top of booking the gig and slowly killing yourself.

Thanks to my friend Shane in Milwaukee for sending this in (why were you looking at modeling gigs in Chicago anyway?).