A Conversation With Shane A...

Shane A:

don't get a fat head.. well wait.. that's impossible.. Okay, don't get a fat ego, but i often wonder, what i would be like nowdays if i didn't have you to share our bits with and things like that. (i'm sure i would die very quickly) But anyfat, whenever i'm feeling lonliest i know at least i have this one friend (yourfatself) that i can call/chat/eat with and it's sure to raise my cholestro...i mean my mood. and also how you helped bring out of my shell alot, and i just wonder sometimes where i'd be/what i'd be like, if we hadnt become girlfriends. Probably 20lbs lighter, but i don't blame you for that. I don't! So BOTTOMline.. i h.a.t.e.u.

Me:

o christ this looks like a long one

here we go

aww lamb

i feel the exact same way

Shane A:

Thank you.Thank everyone. I need to thank.. um.. myself. My assistant Angie, and my 2 speech writers, without you, i could never have composed that bullshit, thank you. And I love you all. thank yoU!

Me:

lol fuker

seriously tho

i feel the same way

Shane A:

well i'm very glad

Me:

I am completely, solely responsible for molding u like an ugly lump of fat clay, into the person u r today

Shane A:

well..