Eat, Eat

The following is a spoof on Ke$ha's hit 'Tick Tock' I recreated for my heavy bff, Shane A, appropriately titled 'Eat, Eat.'

If you give a fack, ready the lyrics along with the actual song. I only rewrote the first half of the song as I soon lost interest and was only doing so to take a dig at Shane for his lifelong struggles with weight.

Lets just say... he loved it!

Eat, Eat

Wake up in the morning feeling like Shane Aschen
Grab my pants up off the floor, How am I supposed to fit my ass in?
Before I leave, grab some snacks, fill up my backpack
Ya see, when I leave to go eat I am coming back fat

I'm talking crumbs dropping off my face, face
Can't fit in any clothes, clothes
Chefs blowing up my fat ass
Fall over, can no longer stand up
Gonna need a wheelbarrow
Starting to get a little bit heavy

Won't stop, buttons pop
Cook, blow my belly up
Tonight, I'mma eat
Myself ina food coma
Eat, Eat round the clock
Til the kitchen closes up

Ohh yumm yumm yumm yum. Yum yum yum yum

Don't stop, buttons pop
Cook, blow my tummy up
Tonight, I'mma eat
'Til we see the sunlight
Eat, Eat, round the clock
Til the kitchen closes up

Ohh yumm yumm yumm yum. Yum yum yum yum

Ain't got a care in world, I got plenty of food
Ain't got no pockets to hold money, cause I wear a Moo Moo
And now, the dudes are running way cause they smell body order
But I kick em to the curb and eat some raw cookie dough

(The end bc I got bored)