I don't know why I waited so long to post this, because I really hate it, but my perverted old man neighbor, God bless him, is a total creeper. Whenever he sees me he always coos (barf), "Ohh look at my sexy neighbor boys! I'm so lucky to live here with such beautiful boys!" All the while trying to feel up my back as I squirm away and run like hell. He's a good shit though.
Anyway, he owns his own electrical company and his van, which is parked right next to mine of course reads, "LET US CHECK YOUR SHORTS."
Somebody get this guy a hormone suppressant.
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