Nice Try, Slut

This is a great soft news piece. This kid (I'm not going to say his name bc I feel really bad for him) got arrested for being drunk and refusing to leave some party, or something lame like that.

WELL... when he was getting arrested he begged the cop to let him go because he is a "very famous model." And by famous model, he meant H&M model. When the Famous approach didn't fly, he said "I will suck your deck and balls if you let me go."

LOL. Can't blame a slut for trying, but did he actually think that would work?

Not only did he say "DICK" but also "BALLS!"

DICK

&

BALLS

Love et.